March 04, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Here are a few of my random thoughts...

1. Do dog lovers always see spots?

2. A mobile home with a flat tire is just a home.

3. Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together and only one of them knows it.

4. If a coffee mug and a shot glass had a baby would it be a mug shot?

5. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Now, I've thought too much. I must rest. Don't think about my thoughts too much or you'll need to rest as well. Think about it!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Now That's Really Sick --*

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."

On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: "Well, just how sick are you?"

"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"

*-- New Medication --*

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?

A: Rep-tiles!


Q: What did the clock say to the watch?

A: Tock to you later.


Q: What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A: A power failure.