February 23, 2019

Howdy Folks,

I have extra toes. Actuale, I have two extra toes. One is on my left foot and the other one is on my other foot. Sometimes I wish that I didn't have to deal with the trouble of havin' extra parts, but I deall with it.

I hate boot shoppin' cuz nothin' in the store fits me. I always have to order a special size-ed pair. They are comfy boots though.

Whenever I get bummed out by my extra toes I begin to think of all of the cool things that I can doo thanks to little guys. I can open a beer (can and bottle), turn off the lights, dial a phone, make a sandwich, pick my nose, deal a hand in poker, brush my tooth, play darts and write this column.

Not bad, eh? So I have a gift. Much like a DVD, it's nice havin' extra features.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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