February 20, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Has this ever happened to you... or is it just me?

You wake up hungry in the middle of the night, so you make yourself a sandwich. Once the sandwich has been made you suddenly get so tired that you put the sandwich down in front of you and then you put your head down and fall asleep. Not uncommon, right?

Well, when you wake up, the sandwich is stuck to your forehead, but you're so out of it that you don't realize it. So, of course, you're still hungry so you go ahead and make yourself another sandwich.

I go through bread like crazy. I wonder if this is how breakfast in bed or maybe bed and breakfast got started?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- When We Were First Married... --*

A wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...."

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."

*-- Doc, What's Wrong With Me? --*

A naked man comes running into the doctor's office with nothing but a strip of saran wrap around his waist, and says "Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor answers, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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A: "Are you sure it's mine?"


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Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?

A: So he won't be spotted.