Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY

February 16, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Learn more about RevenueStripe...
My wife told me that wee needed to de-frost the fridge cuz it was a startin to get a bit too icy in the freezer part. Actually, we were cleanin all of the appliances in our kitchen area and I was put incharge of the fridge. My wife took the stove and my oldest boy, Orville, was to take care of the microwave.

My wife kept tellin me to get de-frostin and I kept procratinatin (that's word was a big'un). But I convinced my boy to trade jobs with me cuz I knew somethin he didn't. I told him that he was growin up and it was time for him to get to do a big job like the fridge defrostin. He agreed and got to it.

Later my wife saw me sittin on the couch, drinkin beer, and watchin Starsky and Hutch re-runs. She asked me what the heck I was doin there and I told her that my work in the kitchen was done.

I said, "I traded jobs with Orville and he's on fridge duty and I handled the microwave. Actually I tricked him cuz I noticed that the microwave has a de-frost button and fridge don't. With the push of a button my work was done and here we are... it's Miller Time!"

I'm pretty smart, eh?

Take Care Y'all

P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives

Captions? Comments? Questions? Email Jethro

Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

Top SellersChairmoo of the Board

How else am I supposed to carry it?

This chair is a pain in the neck!

If I stand on this, I can get over that fence!

Um... ya, sure, that necklace looks great on you.

Can I offer you a seat?

But I was only trying to sit down.

Things are tougher without opposable thumbs...!

She's the chair of the dairy committee!

I'm a chair-itable cow.

Ok, I took a seat. Now what??

Cow 54, Where Are You?

Is this seat taken?

New Picture:

Send your captions to: JETHRO

The stores can't keep this cooking gadget in stock, but we've got them for 1/2 off! Get the 5 Minute Chef Here