February 13, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Is love in the air or is it waffles? Either way, I like it and I'll have seconds.

I'm gearing up for Valentine's Day and I'm sure all of you romantics are doing the same.

I hope that you have a special something planned for that special someone, but if you don't you still got a little time to throw something together before tomorrow.

I've got a very romantic V-Day evening planned for my lovely wife Stacy and I. I'm going to make her a delicious dinner featuring chili dogs, Au Gratin Potatoes (the fancy ones), served with an elegant boxed wine. Delicious.

Then maybe we will snuggle, whisper sweet nothings, participate in a tickle fight, possibly a puppet show...I'm not sure. Love makes you do some unusual, crazy things. Who loves you, baby? Hopefully the craziest guy or gal does. That's what my wife has going for her. And she's just as crazy for me as I am for her. Trust me, I asked around.

Happy Valentine's Day, Groanies!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- In Bed With My Best Friend --*

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

"Wow," says the barkeep. "What'd you do?"

"I walked over to my wife," the man replies, "looked her straight in the eye, and told her to pack her stuff and get the hell out."

"That makes sense," says the bartender. "And what about your best friend?"

"I walked over, looked him right in the eye, and yelled, 'Bad dog!?'"

*-- What Do Blondes Drink? --*

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."

Bartender: "What is a B and C?"

Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."

Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."

Bartender: "What's a G and T?"

Redhead: "Gin and tonic."

Blonde: "I'll have a 15."

Bartender: "What's a 15?"

Blonde: "7 and 7!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

A: Because it's too cold out tide!


Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?

A: It was time to split!


Q: What happens when you cross rice krispies with a kangaroo?

A: Snap! Crackle! Hop!