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February 11, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

 
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When I was a kid there was nothing funnier than the Three Stooges. Watching the trio of slapstick savants smack, poke, and Curly Shuffle their way through comedy short and comedy short made me laugh harder than I ever knew I could. Whenever the "Listen to the Mockingbird" theme music would pipe up I'd cross my fingers and chant, "Please, be a Curly! Please, be a Curly!" Curly's my favorite. Who's your favorite Stooges?

Now I can laugh like a kid again at the antics of the Three Stooges, and you can too, with the The Three Stooges: Box Of Nyuks DVD.

See your favorite Stooge bits, or see them for the very first time, in all of their silly Stooge-rific splendor with this colossally comedic DVD collection! Say that three times fast!

This set includes over 40 hours of cartoons, shorts, docs and feature films, starring the funniest knuckleheads of all-time. Plus the bonus content Click Here to See The List, includes rarely seen shorts, cartoons, and TV pilots, giving fans the chance to get more nyuks for your bucks with this set. You see what I did there, porcupine?

So if you have a funny bone, you're a Stooge fan, or want to laugh harder than a barefoot feather tester, head over to PulseTV and get yourself a copy of the The Three Stooges: Box Of Nyuks DVD

I got my copy and I haven't stopped laughing, and neither will you. Soooitently!

Oh, and now we have jokes!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- I Wanted To Be A Doctor --*

When I was young in the 1960s, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.

One of the questions asked us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important body part that helps to keep us erect. Those who answered "spine" are doctors today. The rest of us are sending stupid jokes by email.



*-- My Teacher Is Crazy --*

Son: "My math teacher is crazy".

Mother: "Why?"

Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Winter2018Q: How many people are there in Rio?

A: At least a Brazilian.


Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?

A: Rep-tiles!


Q: What happened when a dog sneaked into the flea circus?

A: He stole the whole show.