January 30, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
I've been fighting a horrendous head cold for a week or so. I'm the heavy bag and this cold is Mike Tyson after three pots of coffee.
I haven't felt this bad, health wise, in quite some time. I felt so bad the other day that my brain and my body took a vote and decided that I must have myself a nap. So I did.
I climbed into bed, fully clothed, and was asleep the very moment that my head hit the pillow. After a 90 minute nap I woke up to discover that I had on completely different clothes and was sleeping at the foot of the bed wrapped up in the covers like a burrito. Weird, right?
Maybe I was dreaming about burritos or a fashion show or who the heck knows... either way, nothing beats a good nap.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Putting Up A Fight --*
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said, "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied, "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
*-- What Happened To Her Ears? --*
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears?
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"
"The son-of-a-bitch called back!"
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Rough! Rough!
Q: Why is it so hard to fool a snake?
A: Because you can't pull its leg.
Q: Why did the watch stop?
A: He was running fast all week.
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