January 19, 2019

Howdy Folks,

My wife does all the cookin' around our mobile house. It's not because I won't, it's really because I doesn't want another incident to occur. And Bye incident I mean not taking the spagettio's out of the can when I went to microwave 'em.

Hey, there ought to be a warnin' on those things.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Now I know how a statue feels.

Sorry, I had Mexican food last night.

Can you at least wipe your feet first?

Next person who calls me a birdbrain is gonna get gored.

"Right between the eyes!"

And..just where does it say restroom??

It's just one of those days.

"This "trickle-down economics" is for the birds."

That's gonna stain.

I said for you to drop by, not to drop on.

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