January 16, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Welcome back, my former Mouthpiece subscribers, now newly joined Groanies! I am very happy that you are here.

I've got some knee-slappers for you today. I hope they give your funny-bone a good ticklin'.

Get yourself ready for some good laughs every Monday and Wednesday. The jokes are almost always bad, but the enjoyment that I hope you have will be good. Jokes bad, Groaner good. Why am I writing like I'm the Incredible Hulk? I don't sleep much.

Have a great rest of your week and I'll see you on Monday.

Oh, and if you'd like to submit jokes, comments, questions, concerns, winning lottery numbers, the location of the Pink Panther diamond, please email me. I'm like corn...I'm always ears. That's the level of humor we're at here.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Don't Mime Me --*

A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger.

"What's wrong, Shelly?" Asks her roommate.

"Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn't even get into Mime class."

"Why not?"

"How should I know? You can't get a word out of those people!"

*-- Where? --*

A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie."

The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: They don't have time.


Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.


Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

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