January 05, 2019
When I got home from work last knight the power whent out. I couldn't get the ol' generator to work because the gas can was empty thanks to "Snow Mobile Sunday".
I hadn't eaten anything all day and now I was starvin'. Since everythin' in the trailer is operated by electr... electricu... elect... power, I had to think on my feet.
Dinner took a long bit of time to prepare because it takes 7 lighters and 8 cans of hairspray to cook a spam can and pot of beans. But, I'll tell y'all, it was delic... delici... it was sum good eatin'.
Take Care Y'all
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