Subscribe to MOUTHPIECE
 
Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY
 


January 01, 2019

Good Afternoon:

Deals2018Happy New Year! Wow, it's 2019! Can you believe it? I can't. Well, enough of that, that's old news.

Today, it's all about quotes, 50 cleverly-disguised cameos, and strange competitions.

Speaking of strange competitions, I was in a very strange competition just last week. I was a contestant in the Tri-County Bi-Annual International Speediest Phone Dialers Competition. I wasn't the speediest dialer, but I call in a pizza order like nobody's business.

Hey, wanna slice?

Mouthing Off,
Carl


P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click http://gopherarchives.gophercentral.com

[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
--Johnny Carson

"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"
--Steven Wright

[m] What's On the Web?

Here Are 50 Cleverly-Disguised Actors & Killer Cameos

From Cracked.com: There are also some next-level cameos that are objectively amazing. It's a famous person showing up in their own biopic. It's the director turning up to make a meta-reference about their career. Or a ridiculously famous celebrity trying to sneak in under the radar. The result is a brilliant cameo that can rightfully be called an Easter egg. From example...

Visit: Here Are 50 Cleverly-Disguised Actors & Killer Cameos

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Top 10 Strange Competitions --*

1. Extreme Ironing

2. Cheese Rolling

3. Curling

4. Rock Paper Scissors World Championship

5. Air Guitar Championships

6. Nettle-eating Championships

7. The World Beard and Mustache Championships

8. World Pea Shooting Championships

9. World Gurning Championship

10. Wife Carrying