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December 19, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Early BirdWe're just under a week away from the big day... when I get my free oil change and tire rotation. You see I got this sweet coupon in the mail... oh, I'm just kidding! You know I'm talking about the Christmas!

I'm excited for it! The kids are excited for it! Stacy is excited for it... until she sees our credit card bills! Yay, it's almost Christmas!

I was a very good boy this year. I took out the garbage. I washed the dishes. I washed and folded the laundry. I even broke down and set up two Christmas trees in our house to double the festivitiness that can only be done when you have two trees at the same time. Oh, you're gross, nature lover!

Don't worry. I'll have more holiday jokes for you, so you can use them at your next party or gathering and such! Oh, I can't wait!

Oh, and a special shout-out to Steve B., no relation, for his hilarious reindeer joke located down below. Thanks, buddy!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

*-- Random X-Mas Stuff --*

- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day.

- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

- This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.

*-- Visiting Russia --*

 
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A couple were visiting Russia for the first time. They were taking a guided tour, and Rudolph, their guide, was very informative about all of the sights. Unfortunately, about half-way through the tour, the weather started to take a turn for the worse.

The man commented, "Well, it looks like it's starting to sleet, and we'll be seeing some snow soon." Their guide said, "No worries, it's just a little rain. We'll be okay." But the man was insistent that it was going to snow.

After several minutes of arguing, the man's wife turned to him and said, "This is getting ridiculous. Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear."

(Joke courtesy of Steve B.)

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

A: Snowballs.


Q: What do you call a scary reindeer?

A: A cariboo.

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