December 17, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

It's close enough to Christmas for me to start to unveil all of the holiday season related humor, hijinks, and hilarity. Wow...did I set the bar high with that!

Let's giggle!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

A: They always drop their needles!


Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar?

A: He got 25 days!


Q: What is a librarians favorite Christmas song?

A: Silent Night.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

A: Snow.


Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

A: Rude-alph!


Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A: Holly Davidson.

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

A: Because it was in need of a trim.


Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws!


Q: Where do snowmen keep money?

A: In a snow bank.


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