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December 15, 2018

Howdy Folks,

holidaybannerHere is Jethros Hollyday Christmas Shopppin list. AKA what i want for Christmas.

1. Camoflage Shower Curtain
2. Links (That's that new perfume from Jimmy Dean)
C. A Flannel One-zee for bedtime (with Barn Door)
5. Case of beer (domestic prefurde)
18. A new set of snow tires for the house
42. The Best of Hee-Haw DVD
3rd. A palet of Cheetoes

Hey, I was a good boy all year long. Plsu, I'm wearin a clean shirt. COme on, Santa!

Take Care Y'all

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