December 15, 2018
Here is Jethros Hollyday Christmas Shopppin list. AKA what i want for Christmas.
1. Camoflage Shower Curtain
2. Links (That's that new perfume from Jimmy Dean)
C. A Flannel One-zee for bedtime (with Barn Door)
5. Case of beer (domestic prefurde)
18. A new set of snow tires for the house
42. The Best of Hee-Haw DVD
3rd. A palet of Cheetoes
Hey, I was a good boy all year long. Plsu, I'm wearin a clean shirt. COme on, Santa!
Take Care Y'all
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7...8...9...10...Ready or not, hare I come.
Upon hearing the news that the Energizer bunny has gone to Duracell.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the eagles can't see me.
Not tonight Peter, I have a headache.
I can't believe that I let that stupid tortoise win.
The price of carrots is going up AGAIN?
Some bunny ain't happy!
Oh, boy, I drank way too much carrot juice!
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