December 13, 2018
Greetings Laff Lovers,
After all the flack I received for my harmless little pedophile and incest jokes last weeks, I thought I'd better play it safe for a while. So for those of you who don't like to poke fun at ethnicities, here is The Generic Ethnic Joke:
[By the way, you can also use this as a template to create your own brilliant ethnic humor. Just don't blame me if you get your teeth kicked in for telling ethnic jokes in the wrong situation.]
A person, belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms, met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms.
The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group. He proceeded to make a remark, which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group. Whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a doublemeaning. The first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion. But the other meaning of which, serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group.
The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way.
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