December 06, 2018
Greetings Laff Lovers,
TZ, TWO 'jokes' in the same newsletter that are in such poor taste that I'd be surprised if I'm the only one unsubscribing.
I understand that your newsletter can run to the off color side of the spectrum. And I have had a couple of laughs.
But, pedophile and incest is NOT funny in any forum.
I don't want to see anything from you for the rest of GOD'S LIFETIME.!!!!
That reminds me of a joke...
One day Little Johnny heard a strange noise from his parent's room and peeked in to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink and a grin as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's your mom is it?"
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When he's standing next to your wife and says that her hair smells nice.
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The comedian looks at her and says, "Did you see the first show or the second show?"
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You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you're going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, The doctor says the test shows you're infertile, And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.
Now that's STRESS!