December 06, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

TZ, TWO 'jokes' in the same newsletter that are in such poor taste that I'd be surprised if I'm the only one unsubscribing.

I understand that your newsletter can run to the off color side of the spectrum. And I have had a couple of laughs.

But, pedophile and incest is NOT funny in any forum.

I don't want to see anything from you for the rest of GOD'S LIFETIME.!!!!

jh


That reminds me of a joke...

One day Little Johnny heard a strange noise from his parent's room and peeked in to check it out.

He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink and a grin as Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"

Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's your mom is it?"


Two-birds-with-one-stone,

TZ

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