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December 05, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Gifts 4 HerI could use a good laugh, and I'm sure that you could too, so without further ado...

Q: What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?

A: You crack me up!


I hoped that helped to make your day a little better. It certainly did me some good. I'm glad we did this.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Q: Why did the three little pigs leave home?

A: Their father was an awful boar.


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A: Newlywebs.


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