December 05, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
I could use a good laugh, and I'm sure that you could too, so without further ado...
Q: What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
A: You crack me up!
I hoped that helped to make your day a little better. It certainly did me some good. I'm glad we did this.
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*-- You Know You're Out Of Shape When... --*
You know you're out of shape when you fall down, and while trying to get back up, you rock yourself to sleep.
*-- Great News For You --*
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the three little pigs leave home?
A: Their father was an awful boar.
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
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