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December 03, 2018

Good morning crew,

Gifts 4 GPSaturday the wife spent house and pet sitting for some people on the other side of town, and Sunday she had an all-day affair with some of her girlfriends downtown. Consequently I spent almost the entire weekend by myself.

Sure, it was a little lonely, on the other hand I hardly spent any money. Funny how that works out.

Laugh it up,


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