December 04, 2018

Good Afternoon,

I forgot to eat breakfast this morning. I made breakfast for myself, but I forgot to eat it. I think that the older I get the more I forget. I wonder what else I forgot today?

Oh, no! I got to go... I forgot to pickup my parents from the airport!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream."
--Bill Murray

"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed."
--Peter Sellers

"In the end, everything is a gag."
--Charlie Chaplin

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10 Bizarre Elf Fan Theories
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- ELEVEN GREAT PUNS ABOUT THE LAW --*
11) Lawyers wear law suits.

10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice.

9) A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to get his fax straight.

8) A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.

7) Does a lawyer representing an angry cow find just cause for sour milk in a dairy case?

6) A detective likes to have a brief case.

5) The detective who went to investigate a burned down post office figured that it must be blackmail.

4) There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking.

3) Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences.

2) A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.

1) If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence, it's a judge.

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