November 28, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

It seems like just about everyone around here has a cold. Well, it is Cold & Flu Season.

I've put on a deep sea diver suit in the hopes of avoiding the illnesses that are surrounding me like sharks in the open ocean. Wish me luck.

Suddenly, I feel dizzy. I wonder how much air is in this thiing ggngggggggghhsx httrf

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- The Smartest Dog --*

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

*-- Think About It --*

Feathers are light.

The sun gives off light.

Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the burglar take a shower?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!


Q: Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?

A: In the hare force.


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