November 28, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
It seems like just about everyone around here has a cold. Well, it is Cold & Flu Season.
I've put on a deep sea diver suit in the hopes of avoiding the illnesses that are surrounding me like sharks in the open ocean. Wish me luck.
Suddenly, I feel dizzy. I wonder how much air is in this thiing ggngggggggghhsx httrf
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*-- The Smartest Dog --*
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
*-- Think About It --*
Feathers are light.
The sun gives off light.
Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the burglar take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Q: Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?
A: In the hare force.
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