November 26, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Well, if you're like me then you are still enjoying leftovers. And speaking of leftovers... here are some leftover Thanksgiving jokes that, well... I kind of forgot about them until I started writing this column. The pre-thanksgiving hunger was probably to blame.

Let's laugh between bites and enjoy these turkeys.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: They use FOWL language.


Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?

A: A Turkey.


Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?

A: Wing! Wing!

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.


Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their AGE!


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