November 24, 2018

Howdy Folks,

Well, i am ofishilly stuffed full of thanksgivin' grub. I ate so much that i won't need to eat dinner for at least two and a half to three weeks time. It was good eatin'. It was so good that i might need new teeeth.

In a few days I'm sure i'll b able to button my pants once again. I was a bit shocked that I couldn't do such a trivial task when i got myself up this mornin'. I'm goin to get to workin' out like that boxin' Rocky guy in that movie that I can't remember the name of.

I guess I'll be doin a ton of sit-ups, push ups, chin ups, pop ups, pull ups, pick ups, up grades, up-and-at-ems and upper cuts to get into some great shape. I just hope I'm up to it.

It's either that or bigger pants. and i hate goin clothes shoppin'.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Challenge accepted!!

I wished all the dogs would worship me!

I relish the thought to eat a dog.

So many dogs, so little time...

Back off! They are all mine, they are all mine!

But, I ordered HAMBURGERS!!

Hot Dogs and a cool Cat

Now THESE dogs I like!

so many dogs, so little time.

those dogs got what they deserved

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