November 21, 2018
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
I found an incredible video that just surfaced recently which I want to share with you. Supposedly this video was recorded last year. It is unknown where it was taken or the driver's condition, but I don't think, judging from the precarious way these shelves were stacked, that it happened anywhere in the United States. The U.S. has way too many safety and liability laws for any business to dare stock their warehouse shelves like a tower of Jenga blocks. Especially the way they collapse like Dominoes. Somebody's got some explaining to do.
Wait for it. Wait for it...
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Grandpa Got Stolen by a Burglar
There's not much of a black market for dead grandpas. Which is what makes this burglary a bit odd. The cremated remains of someone's grandfather were stolen in Spartanburg, SC during a strange home burglary that saw the thieves take the ashes but leave behind the urn. The ashes were just one of several odd things taken by the burglars, who also slipped away with a selection of makeup, two frozen pizzas, a package of hot dogs, some cheese and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Sounds like a hell of a party. And the thieves did this without any signs of forced entry. The victim told investigators the deadbolt on the door was new, having been replaced just weeks ago after a break. Hmmm, I think I might have a suspect for them.
Cyclist Attempting Cross-Country Wheelie
A cyclist is attempting to break a Guinness World Record by riding from California to Florida while popping a wheelie. Kurt Osburn, 49, of Las Vegas, started his back-wheel ride at the Santa Monica Pier Oct. 12 and arrived Monday in Tucson, Ariz., about 500 miles into his trip. Osburn is attempting to ride to Cocoa Beach, Fla., while wheelieing -- a total distance of 2,900 miles -- to break his own Guinness World Record and raise money for children's disability charities. Osburn previously entered the Guinness Book of World Records in 1998, when he wheelied for 11 hours inside California's Anaheim Convention Center, and in 1999, when he rode from Hollywood, Calif., to Orlando, Fla., in 75 days on only one wheel. Osburn said he wants to break his record by finishing his current ride in only 45 days.
LEWIS; Oh c'mon who needs an oral sex robot? Although I never personally tried it years ago I heard of guys simulating sex by sticking the erect pecker into [CENSORED]. Gross indeed yet perhaps a good low-tech alternative to the oral sex robot. -R.S.
[I am NOT going to reprint that. Sorry.]
Regarding autoblow, that is not the only question. I wonder, does she swallow?
Another proof that it's still a man's world; The robot was built for men. Sure would be nice if they built one for women. -Linda
[Linda, you may have just stumbled upon your million dollar idea. If you think it's a man's world that's probably because you let too many men do your thinking for you. Start designing an oral sex robot for women. Who knows, you could be the next Donna Karan.]
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