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November 21, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

stockingsutffI don't know if I'm going to make it until tomorrow. I'm crazy hungry for turkey, stuffing, biscuits, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, baked potatoes, potato chips, green bean casserole, yams, cornbread, Mac 'n Cheese, gravy, and whatever else has butter on it and isn't nailed down or burnt. Oh, I'll eat burnt food. Who am I kidding? I'll eat just about anything!

I better quit before my drool causes my keyboard to short out. My hunger always gets me into trouble.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving! Yaaaaaaaams!!!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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