November 19, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
Slogans can make or break your business. Some of the best are... "They're G-r-r-r-eat!", "The Best Part of Waking up is Folgers in Your Cup", "Don't Leave Home Without It", "I'm Lovin It", "Finger Lickin' Good" - the list goes on and on.
Then there are some slogans for random things that are just horrible like...
Wine Coolers - "For when you want to get just a little drunk, and then you have three dozen and get really drunk"
Iced Coffee - "For when you can't wait for hot coffee to get cold on it's own - $12 please!"
Dog Food - "They won't know what's in here"
Hot Dogs - "It's dog food for humans"
Hot Dogs - "It's technically food"
Hot Dogs - "What else are we gonna do with these old mattresses"
And one more thing. Don't go to doctor's office to get a vasectomy where the slogan is, "We're A Cut Above the Rest." Trust me.
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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve
*-- It's A Two Cow Joke --*
Two cows were standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
*-- A Duck, A Deer, and A Skunk --*
A duck, a deer, and a skunk were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A twig.
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