November 17, 2018

Howdy Folks,

Well, I hurt my rickety ol' back. I was a shovelin the driveway and I slipped on a patch of ice and then i landed on somethin rather sharp... and metal.

I was in alot of pain, but i mannaged to get to my feet and head on into the ol' homestead. My wife opened the door for me and helped me in. SHe asked me what all the commotion was about and I filled her in on what had taken place.

She told me to lay down on the floor and she'd examine the wound that I'd gotten. She looked me over for a few minutes and said nothing. She then told me that I had our daughters' missin dental retainer stuck in the small of my back. I couldn't believe it. We'd been lookin for that thing forever.

Then my wife responded to the discovery, "Well, I guess you won't need any back-braces now."

She's phunny, ain't she?

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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