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November 05, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

99 cent saleNow that Halloween has come and gone I'm a little bummed out. Well, that was the case until I received a wonderfully hilarious joke from a reader that goes by richintac. Here's what was sent me...

Q: What did the zombie say when Steve told one of his jokes?

A: Nothing. He just groaned.

Bravo! That's was genius. Very funny and it has a Halloween flavor to it, and it's so me that it's scary. Ha!

Thanks so much for the joke, richintac. I'm a big fan.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Snake Goes to the Doctor --*

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

*-- How Old Are You? --*

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

A: The food!

Q: Which colonists told the most jokes?

A: Punsylvanians!

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