October 31, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." That is so true. Thanks, Sheriff Brackett!

Well, after the kids go trick 'r treating and the sun goes down I think I'm going to watch a very scary movie...with the lights on, with my hands covering my eyes, peeking through my fingers, while hiding under a blanket, and wearing an adult diaper just in case of "fright leakage". I'm not so much a scaredy cat as I am a big ol' weenie that's afraid of the dark, and those scary movies don't help, but tradition is tradition.

Or maybe I'll just eat Milk Duds 'til I pass out. Either way, you have yourself a very safe and happy Halloween!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Bitten By A Vampire --*

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

*-- Ghost Patient --*

Doctor: Who's my next patient?

Nurse: Mr. Ghost.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see right now.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling.


Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?

A: The trombone.


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