October 24, 2018

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

If you're going to have sex at work at least make sure it's not with a complete stranger, and that you're not 'in uniform' at the time, and that you're not being recorded, and that there are not over 100 people within 50 feet of you, and that the videos don't make it onto the Internets.

Otherwise you might end up like this this poor bastard.

An employee of Delta Airlines has been suspended after a video emerged online of him having sex with a porn star in a plane toilet.

Okay, Let's not be too critical. If YOU had a chance to have sex with a porn star in an airplane toilet...

The man was said to have disappeared into the plane toilet with the gay adult actor, Austin Wolf, for eight minutes during a flight.

Although the unidentified man was off-duty at the time, he was wearing his flight attendant uniform in the short clips, which were shared on Twitter but have since been deleted.

Wolf is said to have been easily identifiable in the videos thanks to his distinctive tattoos.

The cabin crew member, who is said to be a new recruit, has been suspended by Delta who is launching an investigation into what happened as it is a breach of the company's standards of behaviour.

Legal experts have also been contacted as the videos could be classified as 'revenge porn', as the member of staff has said that he was not aware that he was being filmed.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Detroit Couple Give Marriage a Run

Some people dream of getting married at the Eiffel Tower, or at the foot of Niagara Falls. This couple wanted to get married in the middle of a marathon. Whitney Black, who donned a veil with her running clothes, and Steven Phillips, who wore a shirt with a tuxedo print, stopped at the 13.1 mile marker of the 26.2-mile Detroit Free Press/Chemical Bank Marathon for a quick 10-minute wedding. The couple said they kept the ceremony short so their muscles wouldn't get cold before finishing the race. The race was Black's first marathon and Phillips' 14th marathon. Black took up running March 2017, years after a snowmobiling accident left her requiring 20 surgeries and years of physical therapy to relearn how to walk. "So not only did Whitney run her first marathon, but we got married," Phillips told the Detroit Free Press.
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Second Time's a Charm?

Plans are continuing to launch a new Titanic. A replica of the infamous ship dubbed the Titanic II is set to make its first voyage in 2022, thanks to Australian billionaire Clive Palmer, who's fronting a group called Blue Star Line. Blue Star Line is trying to create an authentic Titanic experience, providing passengers with a ship that has the same interiors and cabin layout as the original vessel, while adding modern safety procedures and 21st century technology. It will welcome 2,400 passengers and 900 crew members, which is almost the exact same number on board the boat that sank in 1912. The replica project was originally announced in 2012, with a cruise from Dubai planned for 2018. Palmer told Cruise Arabia & Africa Online earlier this month that the new launch date for the new boat will be in 2022, which is 110 years after the original. He said the plan is for ship to sail from Dubai to Southampton, where it will begin its Southampton-New York runs. More than 1,500 people died when the original Titanic hit an iceberg and sank.

READER COMMENTS

Clinton was a horney guy, who should never have been left alone with a woman willing to give him a blow-job. But I don't think that's really the definition of pimp. If talking about sexual behavior outside the accepted bounds, maybe the current's president's admission to sexual assault would be more apt in your prose.
[I thought it was a little more respectful than man-whore.]


Lewis, I don't see why the vacant seat has to be filled at all. I think a dead politician would do a lot less harm than a living one. They should just prop him up in an office somewhere and count him as 'present'. He'll probably be the most popular politician in the county.
[You're probably right.]


That poor unlucky guy in California. If that space junk had only fallen on his house instead of in the middle of an orchard he would have gotten a nice, fat check.
[Or he'd be dead. Either way I guess his worries would have been over.]

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