October 24, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
We took the boys to the local pumpkin patch last week. It was so much fun!
To celebrate our harvest hijinks we let the boys pick out a treat. Jack picked a bouncy ball that looked like a pumpkin and Sean picked out a little stuffed animal turtle, that looks almost like a real turtle. They were so cute.
Later, after we got home, Sean decided to name his new turtle friend. He named him "Turtie", but when he says it it sounds like "Turdy".
Sean was playing with him the other day and said this, and I quote, "Turdy, I see you poking out." This really did happened. I shit you not!
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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone!
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What can't you give the headless horseman?
A: A headache!
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos!
*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend!
Q: Where do ghosts water ski?
A: On Lake Erie!
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