October 23, 2018

Good Afternoon,

Halloween is just over a week away! That means candy! Yay!

Well, this issue will help all of us candy enthusiasts get through the rest of the week so we can enjoy our nation-wide cavity creating and sugar high soiree.

Enjoy a some fun quotes, sites, and a list of signs that you're too old to trick or treat.

Trick or Treat? Today is all about the treats. Happy Halloween!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare."
--Charles Cyphers as Sheriff Brackett in "Halloween"

"Whatever you do... don't fall asleep."
--Heather Langenkamp as Nancy Thompson in "A Nightmare on Elm Street"

"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"
--Russell Streiner as Johnny in "Night of the Living Dead"

[m] What's On the Web?

Horror Icon Vincent Price's 14 Most Legendary Performances

From io9.com: 'Tis the season to blast "Thriller" and binge-watch all your favorite scary movies. Naturally, the mind drifts to one of the greatest talents the genre ever knew: Vincent Price. The actor had a long, varied career-he was also an art expert and a cookbook author!-but here are our favorite spooky and offbeat highlights.

Visit: Horror Icon Vincent Price's 14 Most Legendary Performances


33 Everyday Things That Scared The Crap Out Of You As A Kid

From Cracked.com: It's fairly scary, being a child. There are lots of important, serious things to worry about. Which makes it all the more puzzling when we wind up being afraid of random, mundane things that aren't actually frightening or dangerous. Take a look at scary childhood things that'll really freak you out!

Visit: 33 Everyday Things That Scared The Crap Out Of You As A Kid

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Ten Signs That You're Too Old for Halloween --*
1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2. You have to ask someone to chew your candy for you.

3. You ask for high fiber candy only.

4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

5. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.

7. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

8. You carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair piece.

9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.


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