October 22, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a great joke from Jethro, the author of the extremely popular ezine 'Phunny Pictures'. Subscribe here
. He's hilarious!
Q: What Is A Rednecks Favorite Halloween Activity?
Jethro, you're a funny guy. Just, please...keep your distance.
Enjoy a few more Halloween themed jokes. You'll be peeing your pants with laughter or you'll be so scared you'll be crapping your pants. Either way, you're gonna need new pants.
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do vampires start their letters?
A: "Tomb it may concern..."
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
*-- She Rolled Her Eyes --*
Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.
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