October 22, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a great joke from Jethro, the author of the extremely popular ezine 'Phunny Pictures'. Subscribe here. He's hilarious!

Q: What Is A Rednecks Favorite Halloween Activity?

A: Pump-Kin.

Jethro, you're a funny guy. Just, please...keep your distance.

Enjoy a few more Halloween themed jokes. You'll be peeing your pants with laughter or you'll be so scared you'll be crapping your pants. Either way, you're gonna need new pants.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do vampires start their letters?

A: "Tomb it may concern..."


Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?

A: Blood hound!

*-- She Rolled Her Eyes --*

Two monsters went to a Halloween party.

Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"

The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

A: Booberries!


Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

A: Because they have a lot of spirit.


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