October 17, 2018

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

It's hard to come up with a crime that there isn't already a law against, but the kids at one California junior high school managed it. And they had to come up with a pretty sick trick, too.

Davis, CA Police Lt. Paul Doroshov says he's never come across a case like this.

"This is a weird one," he said. "I have not heard of anyone getting sick or anybody being harmed as far as physically, physiologically by this."

What the police are investigating is a disturbing report that students at DaVinci Charter Academy made cookies mixed with human remains and gave them to unknowing classmates to eat.

Several students ate the cookies that police suspect may have included the ashes of one of the student's grandparents.

So far, the evidence comes from student testimony. They have not tested the cookies just yet. But once police confirm that the two students were part of the morbid plan, they will have the difficult task of figuring out what crime could be charged.

"This is so unconventional, it would take more research," Lt. Doroshov said.

There have been plenty of cases of students bringing pot-laced cookies to school, but cremated remain cookies is a new one.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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READER COMMENTS

Maybe it was Thor who stole that hammer. He's the only one with the strength to lift his own hammer, after all. (yes, I'm a nerd)
[If it wasn't before, I bet he was thor after he tried lifting that 1,000 lb sculpture.]


Who would steal a 1000 lb hammer? Look for someone who recently purchase some large nails.


Looks like Frontier Airlines had two squirrely customers. But wait. Was it a flying squirrel?
[You would have to ask the moose who tried to bring it onboard.]


If that poor woman can't bring her emotional support squirrel onboard a plane, what hope do I have with my aquarium full of emotional support scorpions? I call the big one 'Stingy'.

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