October 17, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Tomorrow is my lovely wife Stacy's birthday! I know! I'm excited, too!

The boys and I have a lot of fun planned for this wonderful day, but I'm not going to spoil it because Stacy reads this or at least she says she does.

I love Stacy more than anything. She makes me happier than I have ever known. I can never do enough to show her just how much I appreciate her and the sacrifices that she makes, but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to try. I am so grateful each and every day for her and I hope that she knows that. I hope this is the happiest birthday yet!

Happy Birthday, Stacy! I hope you like all of your presents. Don't worry, I got gift receipts. Love you!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A: A coffin break!


Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father?

A: Transparents!

*-- The Vampire Bar --*

It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and walked up to the bar.

"What will you have?" the bartender asked.

"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.

"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.

"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a cat that throws great parties?

A: The Great Catsby!


Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back."


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