October 11, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read an article about the unspoken issue of sexual dysfunction in the porn industry. It was called 'Porn's unspoken issue of sexual dysfunction'.

Apparently the University of Miami conducted a study on sexual dysfunction among porn stars and discovered that one in four female porn stars suffer from sexual dysfunction and more than half of male performers rely on drugs to achieve an erection.

Through interviews with 100 women, researchers found 25 percent of them struggled to orgasm, suffered pain during sex, or had diminished sex drive.

Speaking to 100 men, most of them under age 29, they found 69 percent used erectile aids and work, and 58 percent also needed the pills to have sex at home.

Oddly enough; the first thing this story made me think of was the old advice that is often given to young people, "Choose a job you love, and you will never work a day in your life," and what bullshit that is.

If the passion in your life is changing motor oil, or making frappuccinos, then that's great advice, but for 98 or 99 percent of the guys out there (and gals too, I suppose), pursuing your 'passion' will only lead to misery and despair.

Look at me. When I was in college what I was passionate about was finding and fucking porn models. According to the article above, if I had pursued that path it would have ruined my life (not that it wasn't ruined anyway, but that's another story).

But I guess it's like Gus McCrae said in 'Lonesome Dove', "Lorie darlin', life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life."

Meaning no matter the path, frequently we still end up in the same place.

Even though I never had anything to do with the porn industry (at least on the production end) I still ended up hating sex and suffering from sexual dysfunction.

Funny old life.

Ironically,

TZ

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