October 10, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

This first joke I have for you is courtesy of my hilarious wife Stacy. She thought it was perfect for the Groaner... and it is! She hopes you like it.

Q: What do Italian's eat on Halloween?

A: Fettucinni Afraid-o!

If you have any Halloween jokes that you'd like to see in future issues of this publication feel free to send them my way courtesy of the email address below. Thanks for reading and laughing 'til milk shoots out of your nose. It happens.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- I Wanted To Be A Doctor --*

When I was young in the 1960s, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.

One of the questions asked us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important body part that helps to keep us erect. Those who answered "spine" are doctors today. The rest of us are sending stupid jokes by email.

*-- What's The Story? --*

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor..."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch!


Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You're pointless!


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