October 09, 2018
Good Afternoon,
I've spent the entire summer mowing my lawn in the hot sun and hating ever minute of it. I think next summer I'm gonna hire my nephew to cut the grass from here on out.
If you're considering outsourcing your lawn needs make sure that you take a gander at the list I have for you today - Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn.
It will save you time, money, and a phone call to the authorities.
There's other stuff in today's issue. Quotes, Celebrity Spokespersons, and Monsters too!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile."
--Goldie Hawn
"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
--Oscar Wilde
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
--Robert Frost
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[m] What's On the Web?
100 Coolest Monsters
As Halloween gets closer I thought it only appropriate to bring forth the most frightening monsters that have graced television and film. Which of these creatures scare you?
Visit: 100 Coolest Monsters
20 Times Companies Picked The Wrong Celebrity Spokesperson
From Cracked.com: Nothing catches consumers' attention better than a famous person making a product look cool. So companies fall all over themselves to get celebrities to help hawk their goods. And most of the time, it's fine. But sometimes those endorsements... go bad. For example...
Visit: 20 Times Companies Picked The Wrong Celebrity Spokesperson
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn --*
1. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.
2. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats.
3. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher.
4. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head.
5. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher.
6. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.
7. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.
8. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.
9. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks.
10. No toes.
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