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October 08, 2018

Good morning crew,

New Deals2018Happy Columbus Day. In recent years there has been some controversy surrounding the political correctness of celebrating this day, but it has a long tradition in the United States.

The first recorded celebration of Columbus Day in the U. S. took place on October 12, 1792. Organized by The Society of St. Tammany, also known as the Columbian Order, it commemorated the 300th anniversary of Columbus's landing.

The 400th anniversary of the event, however, inspired the first official Columbus Day holiday in the United States. In 1892, President Benjamin Harrison issued a proclamation urging Americans to mark the day. Which they have, ever since.

A common misconception is that Columbus proved that the world was round by sailing West into the unknown. During the debates at the court of Queen Isabella, the true shape of the Earth was never an issue, it was its size!

The opponents of Columbus said he was underestimating the size and that he could never sail due west from Europe to the Orient. They were right. He encountered an obstacle which later became know as North America.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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