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October 04, 2018

Greetings Laff Lovers,

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Among the many great injustices perpetrated upon modern man; including traffic, fondu, line dancing and the DMV, must be listed push-up bras.

It is nothing more than socially sanctioned deceit on the part of women. Lying, plain and simple.

I have listened to women complain ad nauseam about how men lie and cheat, all the while wearing one of modern culture's greatest lies right under their shirts.

How many times has a man invested days, perhaps even weeks getting a C or a D-cup into bed, only to discover at the moment of truth that he is suddenly knee-deep in a relationship with a B?

And it is not even that I am categorically opposed to the thoracically challenged, I am a fan of the female form in its many splendorous varieties, but don't base an entire relationship on an outright lie right from the outset!

My wife, on the other hand, has become a big fan of push-up bras in the last few years, but at least I already know what's under there. Besides, after three kids who am I to begrudge her a little support?

Honestly,

TZ

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The old timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my father's dead?"

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The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning. That's why he's still alive, he's a golfer."

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The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

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The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."

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