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October 01, 2018

Good morning crew,

Solar Outdoor LightWell, it only took seven years, but we have finally updated our design. Just think, all the way back in 2011 all of GopherCentral.com newsletters were published in plain text format. But back then, a lot of people still didn't have the software to read html. Since then, technology has raced past us. Now, a significant portion of our subscribers read our e-zines on their smart devices, and the full screen format we have been using for the last seven years is inconvenient to scroll around.

So, we have streamlined the format. Hopefully the text will be easier to read and the entire issue will fit on your screen without any need to scroll back and forth. Scrolling up and down is unavoidable, unfortunately.

Let me know what you think? Is is easier to read? Do you like the new format? Let me know!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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