Wednesday, September 26, 2018
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
A shocked visitor to a zoo in Denmark captured video of a man who climbed into the elephant enclosure, prompting an aggressive response from the animals.
The video shows a man in the elephant enclosure at the Copenhagen Zoo on Thursday attempt to approach the elephants, leading the animals to form a protective barrier between him and a calf.
The elephants stamp aggressively as a warning toward the man, who initially does not seem worried by their behavior.
The pachyderms eventually chase the man out of the enclosure and he flees the area before he can be detained by zoo security.
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*-- Teen Rescued After 49 Days Adrift at Sea --*
Kids. If you don't keep an eye on them EVERY minute. One Indonesian teenager was out on a floating fish trap, known locally as rompong. Aldi Novel Adilang was out on the rompong to light the lamp designed to attract the fish. The small, floating wooden hut was anchored to the seabed by a long rope and suspended by bouys. Unfortunately for Adilang, strong winds snapped its moorings and sent him adrift on the ocean. The teenager only had a few days worth of supplies and survived by catching fish, burning wood from his hut to cook them, and sipping seawater through his clothes to minimize his salt intake. The Indonesian consulate in Osaka said that 10 ships had sailed past the teen before a Panamanian-flagged vessel finally picked him up - more than a month and a half later. Interviewed by local news, Aldi said he thought he "was going to die out there". At one point he said was suicidal and considered jumping into the ocean, but remembered his parents' advice to pray in times of distress. He had a bible on board so he did.
*-- Fashion Has Finally Caught Up with Sci-Fi --*
Everybody remembers the triple-breasted prostitute from the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie 'Total Recall'. Or, going even farther back, Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels. But these were wild fantasies from the fevered imaginations of science fiction writers. Now we have something from the fevered imagination of a fashion designer. Designer Giuliano Calza sent a few models down the catwalk with prosthetic third breast for his GCDS Spring 2019 show. The Italian label had the models sporting a fake third breast implanted in between their other two at the center of their chest. Each model's top was cropped to reveal a significant amount of underboob that showed off the three breasts lined side-by-side. Calza, who founded the line in 2015, said, "I wanted to talk to people our age about the future and get them thinking about plastics, water shortage and the environment. Full sustainability is impossible, and I wanted this show to be a wake-up call."
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Lewis, I think I saw that gold smuggler. I was with a gay friend and he pointed out a man and said "He has a Golden Butthole."
[Was his boyfriend the James Bond villain Goldfinger?]
I just watched (4) videos: Obama (pre-presidential years denouncing illegal immigrants/people clapped... Hillary denouncing illegal immigrants/ people clapped... Bill 1995, same thing/ standing ovation... all 3 have flip-flopped on their stance. Trump gives the same speech, labeled a racist. -Gene
[Let's see if he bows to popular sentiment and flip-flops.]
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