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MOUTHPIECE - September 25, 2018

Good Afternoon,

It's almost here! October is coming! Brace for impact!

Only in October can you have such things as Moldy Cheese Day, Name Your Car Day, and National Bologna Day! That's amazing!

Don't miss out on October and all of the fun and weird 31 days that make it up. I'm looking forward to 'International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day' the most. Don't ask.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
--Bob Hope

"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody."
--Benjamin Franklin

"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."
--David Letterman

[m] What's On the Web?

Drunker in Philadelphia

From If you've ever noticed how unrealistic or even downright scary some of the gang's consumption of alcohol or substances seems to be, you're not alone. We reviewed every episode in the first 12 seasons of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," and chronicled every use or mention of drugs and alcohol. Think you know how many times beer comes up? Or which substances each character seems to have a penchant for? Keep reading to find out.

Visit: Drunker in Philadelphia

16 Famous Characters That Got Ruined By Sequels & Prequels

From Movie franchises dedicate an incredible amount of time and energy to developing universes, with histories, characters, and convoluted explanations for plot holes. Which makes it all the more confusing when a sequel or prequel somehow manages to contradict or undermine its characters anyway. Here are 16 examples...

Visit: 16 Famous Characters That Got Ruined By Sequels & Prequels

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre October Holidays --*

October 1 is World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is Name Your Car Day
October 3 is Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is National Golf Day
October 5 is National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is National Frappe Day
October 8 is American Tag Day
October 9 is Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is It's My Party Day
October 12 is International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is National Peanut Festival
October 14 is Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is Dictionary Day
October 17 is Gaudy Day
October 18 is No Beard Day
October 19 is Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is Babbling Day
October 22 is National Nut Day
October 23 is National Mole Day
October 24 is National Bologna Day
October 25 is Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is Mule Day
October 27 is Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is Hermit Day
October 30 is National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers Day


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