September 19, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
I tried. I really tried. I didn't make it, folks. My coffee intake did not stop, but it did decrease significantly. So there's that.
Honestly, I think I lasted three and a half hours until I buckled like a belt. I had a horrible headache and it seemed like a java jolt would have taken care of that in a jiffy. One small black coffee later and I was a new man.
I'm weak. What can I say? You know what wasn't weak? That coffee! It was pretty damn good.
I'll try to go coffee free sometime in the future. In the near distant future. Soon. It'll be soon. Maybe.
Oh, and let me know what you think of the newsletter's new look. I dig it! What say you?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Playing Doctor --*
Two married men are in a pub discussing their love life when one says, "Have you ever tried playing doctor?"
His buddy says, "No. What's it like?"
The man replies, "It's amazing. Me and my wife were playing for about 10 hours."
His buddy, shocked says, "10 hours!? How the hell did you manage that long?"
"I just left her in waiting room for 9 and a half hours."
*-- When Was Your Son Born? --*
Virginia: When was your son born?
Beverly: In March. He came on the first of the month.
Virginia: Is that why you call him Bill?
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How does a physicist exercise?
A: By pumping ion!
Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
A: Because education pays off in the long run!
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