MOUTHPIECE - September 11, 2018
Today is all about pranks, excuses, and final shots. Those three subjects can only mean one thing - EXCITEMENT! Won't you agree?
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence."
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
[m] What's On the Web?
21 Diabolically Clever Celebrity Pranks
From Cracked.com: We tend to think of celebrities as either too dignified or too busy being fancy to spend time on anything as goofy as pranks. As it happens, we're dead-wrong about that. It turns out that famous people are constantly mixed up in elaborate, clever, and occasionally mean-spirited pranks.
Visit: 21 Diabolically Clever Celebrity Pranks
The 50 Best Final Shots in Movie History (ATTENTION: SPOILERS!)
From FilmSchoolRejects.com: Here's lookin' at you, beautiful final shots. And be warned...SPOILER ALERT!!!
Visit: The 50 Best Final Shots in Movie History
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bad Excuses For Speeding --*
"This is my tryout for Nascar."
"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."
"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"
"Cause those Tacos rule."
"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."
"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."
"Umm... I'm drunk?"
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