MOUTHPIECE - September 11, 2018

Good Afternoon,

Today is all about pranks, excuses, and final shots. Those three subjects can only mean one thing - EXCITEMENT! Won't you agree?

Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence."
--Robert Frost

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
--Plato

"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
--Tallulah Bankhead



[m] What's On the Web?
21 Diabolically Clever Celebrity Pranks
From Cracked.com: We tend to think of celebrities as either too dignified or too busy being fancy to spend time on anything as goofy as pranks. As it happens, we're dead-wrong about that. It turns out that famous people are constantly mixed up in elaborate, clever, and occasionally mean-spirited pranks.

Visit: 21 Diabolically Clever Celebrity Pranks


The 50 Best Final Shots in Movie History (ATTENTION: SPOILERS!)
From FilmSchoolRejects.com: Here's lookin' at you, beautiful final shots. And be warned...SPOILER ALERT!!!

Visit: The 50 Best Final Shots in Movie History



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bad Excuses For Speeding --*
"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."

"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"

"Cause those Tacos rule."

"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."

"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."

"Umm... I'm drunk?"

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