MOUTHPIECE - September 4, 2018

Good Afternoon,

I don't believe that I have ever uttered a thought provoking statement in my lifetime... well, until now.

"Why is it called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush?"

If that did anything for you I have a great list for you which features amazing thought provoking statements that will change your life and the world you live in... forever.

Well, that's kinda setting the bar a bit too high. That's just how I work.

Enjoy and prepare to have statements provoke your thoughts. Really!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run."
--Babe Ruth

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
--W. C. Fields

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."
--Robert Louis Stevenson



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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Thought Provoking Statements --*
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

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