Thursday, August 16, 2018
Greetings Laff Lovers,
The other day I noticed Clean Laffs Joe quietly giggling to himself, so I made the mistake of asking him what was so funny.
He said, "Have you ever replaced song lyrics with dirty words?"
"I don't know. Sometimes. Maybe. Why?"
"Ah, forget it," he said, "it's one of those stupid things that gets stuck in your head. You probably won't think it's funny."
"You're probably right," I told him, "but tell me anyway."
So he said, "Maybe it's just me, but I think it's kind of funny to replace the words 'rock and roll' with 'cock and balls' in songs."
"Any song that has 'rock and roll' in it."
I gave him the look I reserve for people who ask to borrow money from me and said, "That's the gayest thing I ever heard."
"Don't be such a homophobe," he shot back. "It's just a stupid joke."
I didn't give the conversation another thought until that evening on the car ride home when Joan Jett came on the radio.
Suddenly I found myself singing, "I Love __ck & __lls, put another dime in the jukebox, baby. I Love __ck & __lls, put another dime and dance with me."
'That little prick,' I thought to myself, 'he ruined one of my favorite songs.'
Since then Joe's stupid joke has ruined...
"It's all part of my __ck & __lls fantasy,
It's all part of my __ck & __lls dream."
"Still like that old time __ck & __lls..."
"I know it's only __ck & __lls, but I like it, like it, yes I do."
At this rate he's going to ruin cock & balls--I mean rock and roll as a genre for me.
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