MOUTHPIECE - August 7, 2018

Good Afternoon,

A friend of mine sent me a link to something called Hot-Dog Legs. What, am I not going to click on that? It's funny! And if you're a leg man or hungry, you are in for a treat.

I've never been tattooed. The number one reason for me is that I don't like needles. The second reason is that the tattoo artist may say something like, "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups." Today, learn about several of the things you don't want to hear in a tattoo parlor.

Tattoos, hot dogs, legs, and How Hollywood Thinks The World Looks... it's gonna be a great week!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway."
--John Wayne

"Mustard's no good without roast beef."
--Chico Marx

"Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours."
--Mark Twain



[m] What's On the Web?
How Hollywood Thinks The World Looks (Vs. How It Looks)
From Cracked.com: Movies and television are shaping the way you view the world, every time you stick them in your brain holes. And while nobody thinks that what they're seeing is reality, it turns out that even their depictions of the real world are way off the mark. For example...

Visit: How Hollywood Thinks The World Looks (Vs. How It Looks)


Hot-Dog Legs
Are they hot dogs or are they legs? Take a look and decide for yourself.

Visit: Hot-Dog Legs



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Things you don't want to hear in a tattoo parlor --*
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

"We're all out of red, so I used pink."

"There are two O's in Bob, right?"

"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

"Oops ... "

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