THE DAILY GROANER - July 30, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Well, I'm on vacation! I packed up the car, had the family buckle up, and we hit the road.

It's nice to get away for a bit. Things have been really stressful for the last 6 months so I think a little fun and sun are in order.

And don't worry, The Daily Groaner is still coming at you as always with mirth and merriment.

I'm sure that I'll have an amusing story or two when I get back from wherever I'm getting back from. Until then...

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- A Bad Day at the Course --*
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."

"Oh, that's awful!"

"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."



*-- Keep It Down --*
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Patient: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

A: Cockerpoodledoo!


Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because its hard to run in squares!

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