THE DAILY GROANER - July 25, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Hey, gang! I don't know if you're subscribed to Celebrity Nooz or Where Are They Now, if not please do, but I just wanted to let you know that I've been working on improving both publications, as well as the webpage Celebrity Nooz, plus they're on Facebook, too. Check it out here: Where Are They Now on Facebook, Follow Us, Like Us, and Share Us! Personally, my new favorite thing on CelebrityNooz.com are the Movie Reviews. We add new ones all the time. Which goes with what happened to me and the family last Sunday...

I finally got out to the movies with the family! We did see 'Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation' over the weekend. It was my youngest boy's first movie theater experience. Sean loves the 'Hotel Transylvania' movies! He's not a fan of previews, though.

After three or four previews, Sean stood up and told the screen, "That's enough! Get to the movie!" It made me laugh because he was so right. There were so many previews for so many awful kid's movies that only nose-digging ankle bitters would want to expose to their eyes, ears, and brains.

The only previews I can remember were 'Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween' and 'Ralph Breaks the Internet' - Not interesting in the least! So many bad movies, but one that I do want to see, which we didn't see a preview for, the 'Christopher Robin' movie which is gonna make me bawl like a baby. Which is a great segue to our new Celebrity Nooz Poll which you can vote on here: Which movie made you bawl like a baby?

The kids did loved the movie! Jack said he didn't, but I think he was just had to be different than Sean.And you can read my review for it here: Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Review

I don't get to go to the movies much anymore, but now when I do I'm going to enjoy it more because my boys can join me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Knock, Knock --*
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!



*-- Dog Duty --*
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What happens when you cross rice krispies with a kangaroo?

A: Snap! Crackle! Hop!


Q: Why did the soda can go to college?

A: He wanted to be a fizz ed teacher.

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