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MOUTHPIECE - July 10, 2018

Good Afternoon,


Do you like candy bars? Can you identify your favorite by only seeing their middles? That sounded weirder than I meant it! Play 'Name That Candy Bar' in today's issue. Trust me, it's a fun game.

Oh, and you can mine for gold, too. Not really gold. It's only an online game.

And discover if you're getting old. I know I am. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
--Johnny Carson

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
--Harlan Ellison



[m] What's On the Web?

Name That Candy Bar

Is that a Milky Way or a 3 Musketeers? A Mounds or an Almond Joy? Try to guess your favorite candy bars by viewing images of their middles.

Visit: Name That Candy Bar


The Gold Miner Game


Explore new caves as you mine for gold, build a small fortune and get the high score.

Visit: The Gold Miner Game



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING OLDER --*

* You got cable for the Weather Channel.

* If a young girl looks at you, you check to make sure you remembered to put on your pants.

* When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out...and you can't get it back around.

* Most women you know under 40 put you in the "Friend of my Father" class.

* Restaurants stop asking to see your senior discount card.

* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

* You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

* Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

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